Need An Excuse?

Here are some serious excuses for calling in sick.

1. I have the flu. I’m achy and throwing up.

2. My car had a flat tire this morning. I’m still waiting for a tow truck to take me to the tire shop.

3. My son/daughter had to stay home from school. They have to flu and I need to take them to the doctor.

4. I have to go pick up my great aunt from her house to take her to an emergency doctors appointment.

5. I twisted my ankle last night and can’t walk today. If it doesn’t feel better by this afternoon, I have to make a doctors appointment.

6. I have cramps. (This won’t work if you are a guy)